once upon a midnight dreary,
while i porn surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot chicks galore'.
while i clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour.
'tis not possible!', i pleaded,
but my browser, so conceited,
remained blank, i then repeated,
just a blank, and nothing more.
with a scream, i was defeated
for my cookies were deleted,
so i begged, no longer seated,
give me back my free hardcore!
then, in answer to my query,
through the net i loved so dearly,
came its answer, dark and dreary,
quoth the server, 404.